In our lost and found there lives a creature made of wires
and cables and cords. This creature begins every semester in an embryonic state,
gestating in the drawer third from the top -- just a laptop charger or two, and
maybe some headphones. Then the creature begins to grow, slowly at first, but
quickly gaining momentum as if every newly added item becomes two overnight. In
short order the thing in the drawer becomes a monster born anew, a messy morass
that inspires dread in all who hear the words: “I lost my charger.”
This corded quagmire has beaten down the will of many who
have tried to tame it, some of whom have declared the war unwinnable. Enter
(tall) Matt, who took it upon himself to wrestle this rough beast into
submission. Mostly with rubber bands and a knack for organization. So, thank
you to (tall) Matt, who was Caught in the Act of slaying the Cord Monster, or
least dividing it up into many neatly wrapped pieces.
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